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Don't bother with this shit hole. The ladies look pretty good, both the Burmese and hill tribers, but they can't fuck worth a shit. The street hawkers, sprinkled amongst the disease-ridden and crippled beggars, are persistent fuckers. They and the tour guides first try to sell you Viagra that would probably kill you, and then whisper "lady lady". Don't take them up on the offer, it's a rip off! They'll take you via motor scooter to a rundown brothel in the suburbs. The females all look pretty good, but once you get them in a dingy, dirty shack, they cross their legs and won't suck or do anything interesting. Try to finger them--if you manage to pry their legs apart, you'll find that their cunts are bone dry. How in the hell do they expect to fuck with their pussies in such terrible shape? I guess that's the point. I hope they're all sex slaves captured from the villages, these non-shagging, useless cunts.
And when you're done, the hawker who brought you there will try to extort more money from you. Better pay the little monkey, unless you want to find yourself on the wrong side of the law. More shame on me: I've done it a couple times, figuring the first time might have been a fluke. It wasn't.
The second time, I even pulled two pussies in the room, and they were both a couple of leg-crossing little prudes. What a fucking waste of young pussy. I hope they're better at picking onions and feeding the buffaloes, because that's where they belong. Go back to the village after you've had your pussy worked for a few years by countless johns and pick your rice, you dumb twats.
If you're ever in this town and you're the kind of guy that can fuck a dry gash, do me a favor: pull a couple of these sex slaves and fuck them raw. Then, on your way out of town, kick a couple cripples and slap a few of the mongrel beggar kids on the head. Save your money for the brothels and massage parlors and street action in Thailand. If you want a taste of hill tribe honey pot, you'll find plenty of them in Chiang Mai, and at least they've been broken in by their masters. This country fucking blows.
After my fist report on Yangon, now my second. During my stay in Yangon, I met another fellow of my age (55) with whom I went out for another more local and exotic night spot. In the Shwedagon Pagoda Road,down town (every taxi driver will know) there are about 4 or 5 discos on the upper floors (5 or 6th).
We went into one called "Palace". There is another with the name "Emperor". You enter the house after 8.00 and are guided immediately by some men to the elevator. Upstairs at first its very dark, your eyes have to adapt. Some small fee is to be paid (2 dollars if I remember correctly).
Many (20 plus), mostly very youngish looking girls around , at about 9.00 only few male guests there. We were the only westerners. 2 very young looking girls approched us.We thought they might even be only 16 or 17. Their ID showed however their ages to be 24 and 25 later.
Because of their little English we asked the help of one of the managers, who translated our wishes. An agreement was fast reached, 20 dollars was asked for the whole night until seven in the morning. We had a cheap drink and left. Again, 10 Dollars joiner fee and we went on to have very good fun with the girls, masssage, bj, different positions etc.
Again anoother session in the morning. Then the girls changed their clothes, which were not sexy before, into something very local looking and left. I gave a 10 dollar tip and my lady seemed to be very pleased. In total, a very good experience.. I went also to MANDALAY where I asked some taxi driver, tourist guides etc. Nothing to find at all despite the city with more than 1.5 million inhabitants. Nothing again in the tourist spot BAGAN where I asked some horse car and taxi drivers..
~~1) Girls prices are varies from location to location. There are three places I have been to and here is the following prices (the time is for all night :) )~~
~~i) Sofitel Plaza (used to be Equitorial): Located in downtown Yangon. All most everyone taxi driver will know that place. The place is very popular among foreigner and expat. With that condition, the price is one of the most expensive compare to the rest. Most girls will ask for USD but the fair price is USD to USD. Don't worry there a lots of young girls. Most of them are about 8 to 9 scale. You need to haggle with the price with the girls.~~
~~ii) Asia Plaza: This place is also not too far from downtown. This place are in the mix. There are few foreigner goes there and lots of locals. Prices wise: They will ask for USD but the fair price for this place is about to . Not to say the girls are not in good quality. The reason of being cheaper is because the entrance fee is cheaper compare to Sofitel (USD2.5 or 2500 kyats for a drink and entrance). Girls scale are around 6 to 8.~~
~~iii) JJ Entertainment: This is in the outskirt of the town. This place is only for local (I was the only foreigner when I was there) Price: They will ask you for USD30 but if you haggle with the price, it will be USD10 to USD15. Scale: 3 to 8~~
~~The exchange rate is about USD1 to 1000 Kyats. It fluctuates daily when you are there. As a foreigner, you pay for foreigner's price, Remember to negotiate price.~~
Hi Folks. Not sure why spot has not updated last few days I am in Yamethin, Mandalay province under police escort, I understand there was a govt request for their services. Great news as they are carrying my pack all the way to India border post! Its a pity there is so much passport control. I am running at night now and sleeping as best as possible in the days, Even while trying to sleep there are usually 2 knocks on the door firstly from the police and then the local immigration officer, also many on the road, Its tedious but taking into account previous no travel, I will take these restrictions
My route for rest of Myanmar press HERE Point A being my present whereabouts and F my entry to India. This border post is not an official crossing for foreigners but we will see about that!!
This started about 4 or 5 nights ago when I was running in the dark and noticed a couple guys on a small motorbike passing me, stop, wait for me to pass. When I got to a busy area I approached them asking them if they were police oficers. They said yes and would have to go back to the station for their police id!
I examined one which was in Myanmar, numbers too and then quoted the Myanmar motto.
” How May We Help! ”
They smiled and said yes, So I gave them my pack and said,
” Hold this I gotta run!”
That day was very hot, a long internet stop and with their help ran 55km.
The man with the camera ran for Burma in the Barcelona Olympics, A 2.20 marathon for about 70th place.
Next day after they found guest House for me I was feeling the heat and stopped to rest for about 5 hours in a restaurant. That was my change over from day to night, so a short morning of 25km followed by a long nights record run of 82km/50.7 miles. It was really over 100 in a 24 hour period. Then yesterday Tuesday 55km and I felt the previous days effort in my legs!
Many thanks to the dozens of police officers involved, they change so often I just cant remember any names. I am told that these guys in civvies are the Myanmar ‘ Special Police ‘
Total 38,008 in 869 road days.
Sorry about poor quality pictures, camera trouble! Gotta run!
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